I am done with OKC for now. Just posted the last bit of messages….

I am done with OKC for now. Just posted the last bit of messages….

bunnyrobbins

Well you seem adorable. Now tell me how I’m totally wrong for thinking that.

LAJetsFan

Hi. Wanna get a drink sometime

funinthesun1122 

Hi there….how are you??? I enjoyed your profile and it seems we may be interested in the same type of fun. 
I am an open minded swm enjoy fine food, random adventures, the beach, good music, read, write a little and of course good fun. I am looking for someone cool who also likes to enjoy good fun, maybe be a little silly or random and adventurous. Good food, relax at the beach, fun in the sun and stimulating conversations….let me know if you are interested and I will gladly forward you pics

hairyjer

Goodmorning….thought i’d drop you a line and say hello. Let me know if you’d like to go to the movies or something sometime. 

Jerry

Cutehairstylist

Hello I’m Robert…

ryhino23

How are you doing, you are cute. You seem like a very interesting girl. How would you like to get to know each other?? I am probably one of the nicest and funniest guy you will ever meet. Hit me up, I would love to hear from you.

planetexpress

so is it a problem for you that you are constantly messaged by gay guys? and i completely understand the patient impatient thing… i am the most patient person in the world but at the same time am an impatient mf too. so are you originally from out here? 

jimmy 

noooooo

Hi.  Interested in getting to know one another?

OldYellowEyes

So, I may sound like a complete moron asking this… but are you, in fact, an eskimo? I mean ethnically, not as a profession. Everybody likes kayaks and all.

dan.

Hi, 
I liked your profile. Check mine out and message me back if you like. 
-Dan

bearry36

Hi there! My name is Barry..How are you? I would be interested in talking with you..What is your name? What do you do for fun?

I’m dong great.

Hello 
How are you dong on this Thursday Evening? My name is Ernie and I am 37 from Pasadena. How has your week been and what are your weekend plans? I would love to know more about you and I hope that we can talk more. I hope to hear from you soon

A Hard Man is Good to Find.

you are one beautiful woman how you doing..well if you like a cool nice looking puerto rican italian man get back..no games please and yes i do have pic for you..call or text me so i know you are real cause there are some wierdos out here..names antonio..dont pass up a good man..562 xxx xxxx…

The super long letter writer.

Found you in my ‘quiver.’ Just wanted to say hello. I wanted to ask you how smart the average cookie is. In my opinion, I’ve never met an average cookie, nor a smart one. So, I’m having kind of a tough time trying to understand how smart you are. I can see that you are smart enough to have a penchant for using words like ‘penchant’ and that’s cool. And then you employ vocabulary like ‘whimsy’ and ‘banter.’ I’ve never seen a cookie accomplish as much, so I have to assume that you are at least as smart as the average cookie… and when I meet him, I’ll be sure to gauge his intellect against yours. I have met lots of tasty cookies. I think maybe, if I were ever faced with such a difficult choice, I’d probably choose oatmeal raisin over it’s competitors. It’s tasty and might be a little healthier since the oatmeal and all. I can bake sugar cookies. Last time I tried to bake chocolate chip though, they got burned. In that case, I was definitely not as smart as the cookies. But enough about cookies. The real reason why I’m writing is because you were in my quiver. The only girls that I find there are the ones that the OKC robot has determined that we might be a good match for each other. Since computers never make mistakes, I think that we’d better heed OKC’s advice. The consequences of ignoring the computer algorithm could be catastrophic for our souls, for life, for love. A lot is riding on this.

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